How about those catalogs that come in the mail by droves from now until Xmas with some great and not so great slogans and signs. Here a some that I found in just one catalog.
**”Public Notice: Due to recent budget cuts, the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil, plus the current state of the economy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Have a nice day.” Mojo — ya gotta love this one!
**For Xmas: “This is as merry as we get”
**Life of mothers and daughters: “By the time a woman realizes her Mother was right, she has a daughter that thinks she is wrong”
**Wine: “Wine is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”
**A notice for their realm: “I didn’t ask to be Queen but hey..if the crown fits!”
**The fairy came again: “Ahhh…I see the screw up fairy has visited us again.”
** Regarding S**T happens: “Accept that some days you are the pigeon and other days you are the statue.”
** Family: “Everyone has the same family, they just look different!”
** Life in General: “Enjoy the little things in life for one day you may look back and realize that they were the big things.”
** Ditto: “there is always always always something to be thankful for”
** Quote: “Whether you think you can or think you can’t…you’re right. ~ Henry Ford”
** Waking up on the wrong side of the bed: “Mirror mirror on the wall…what the @#%* happened?”
** On no regrets: “Four things you can’t recover:
–The stone after the throw.
–The word after it is said.
–The occasion after it is missed.
–The time after it is gone.”
** With the morning coffee: “I’m a crabby bitch before my coffee, after, I am just a bitch!” Or, “How about a nice big cup of shut the h**l up”
** On style and fashion: “I believe if you wear enough pretty lipstick, sparkly jewelry, and great shoes no one will even notice the size of your butt.”
** In the kitchen: “A good cook knows that it’s not what is on the table that matters, it’s what is in the chairs.” I really like this one!
** On men: “Five Tips for women:
1 – It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2 – It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3 – It is important to find a man you can count on and who does not lie to you.
4 – It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5 – It is important that these four men don’t know each other.”
** On dogs: “A house without a dog is like a garden without flowers”
** On marriage: “The first 50 years of marriage are always the hardest.”
** Emergencies: “Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part”
** Feeling good about you: “T.G.I.F. – Thank God I’m Fabulous”
** Another quote: “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines! Sail away from the safe harbor Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover! ~ Mark Twain”
** On spanking: “Children are often spoiled because no one will spank Grandma.”
A disclaimer for the grammar or punctuation patrol: I copied these directly from one of the many catalogs that I receive.
Have one of your own? Or, which is your favorite from the list above? Please feel free to comment.
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Life in the Foothills 
Catalog Signs and T-Shirt Slogans
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How about those catalogs that come in the mail by droves from now until Xmas with some great and not so great slogans and signs. Here a some that I found in just one catalog.
**”Public Notice: Due to recent budget cuts, the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil, plus the current state of the economy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Have a nice day.” Mojo — ya gotta love this one!
**For Xmas: “This is as merry as we get”
**Life of mothers and daughters: “By the time a woman realizes her Mother was right, she has a daughter that thinks she is wrong”
**Wine: “Wine is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”
**A notice for their realm: “I didn’t ask to be Queen but hey..if the crown fits!”
**The fairy came again: “Ahhh…I see the screw up fairy has visited us again.”
** Regarding S**T happens: “Accept that some days you are the pigeon and other days you are the statue.”
** Family: “Everyone has the same family, they just look different!”
** Life in General: “Enjoy the little things in life for one day you may look back and realize that they were the big things.”
** Ditto: “there is always always always something to be thankful for”
** Quote: “Whether you think you can or think you can’t…you’re right. ~ Henry Ford”
** Waking up on the wrong side of the bed: “Mirror mirror on the wall…what the @#%* happened?”
** On no regrets: “Four things you can’t recover:
–The stone after the throw.
–The word after it is said.
–The occasion after it is missed.
–The time after it is gone.”
** With the morning coffee: “I’m a crabby bitch before my coffee, after, I am just a bitch!” Or, “How about a nice big cup of shut the h**l up”
** On style and fashion: “I believe if you wear enough pretty lipstick, sparkly jewelry, and great shoes no one will even notice the size of your butt.”
** In the kitchen: “A good cook knows that it’s not what is on the table that matters, it’s what is in the chairs.” I really like this one!
** On men: “Five Tips for women:
1 – It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2 – It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3 – It is important to find a man you can count on and who does not lie to you.
4 – It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5 – It is important that these four men don’t know each other.”
** On dogs: “A house without a dog is like a garden without flowers”
** On marriage: “The first 50 years of marriage are always the hardest.”
** Emergencies: “Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part”
** Feeling good about you: “T.G.I.F. – Thank God I’m Fabulous”
** Another quote: “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines! Sail away from the safe harbor Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover! ~ Mark Twain”
** On spanking: “Children are often spoiled because no one will spank Grandma.”
A disclaimer for the grammar or punctuation patrol: I copied these directly from one of the many catalogs that I receive.
Have one of your own? Or, which is your favorite from the list above? Please feel free to comment.
Read Full Post »