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In the middle of winter, one has to stop and ask, “How Cold Is It?” So here are the answers to this question. Please feel free to comment and add your own.
It was so cold…
**That I set an ice cube tray full of water outside to freeze.
**That when the power went out, we put the freezer food outside to stay frozen.
**That the snowman got the chills and asked for a jacket.
**At the ballpark we asked for a frozen hot chocolate to warm up.
**That when I picked up my new glasses from the eye Doctor he gave me an ice scraper to go with them.
**That the dog asked if he could sleep with the cat.
**That we cut up the piano so that we had two chords to burn.
**That the cows gave us ice cream instead of milk.
**That Richard Simmons donned a pair of pants.
**That the school closed down and parents were asking for a Teacher Appreciation Day.
**That the electric bill came with a warning notice to sit down before opening.
**That my mother-in-law seemed warm.
**That we bought shoes two sizes too big to accommodate the six pair of socks we had to wear.
**That we named the icicles that dropped “Icehenge.”
**That politicians were no longer blowing hot air.
**That Spanish dancers tossed the castanets away and just let their chattering teeth do the job.
**That when I went to take the garbage out, it didn’t want to go.
**That the birds tried cuddling with the cat.
And, finally, it was so cold that the fire hydrants were asking the dogs to pee on them!
What can you come up with? Please leave your “It Was So Cold” statement in the comment section!
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Life in the Foothills 
How Cold Is It?
Posted in Commentary, Just for Fun!, tagged Cats, chattering teeth, Cold weather, Dogs, frozen hot chocolate, It was so cold..., pair of socks, richard simmons, Snowman, spanish dancers, teacher appreciation day on January 24, 2012| 4 Comments »
In the middle of winter, one has to stop and ask, “How Cold Is It?” So here are the answers to this question. Please feel free to comment and add your own.
It was so cold…
**That I set an ice cube tray full of water outside to freeze.
**That when the power went out, we put the freezer food outside to stay frozen.
**That the snowman got the chills and asked for a jacket.
**At the ballpark we asked for a frozen hot chocolate to warm up.
**That when I picked up my new glasses from the eye Doctor he gave me an ice scraper to go with them.
**That the dog asked if he could sleep with the cat.
**That we cut up the piano so that we had two chords to burn.
**That the cows gave us ice cream instead of milk.
**That Richard Simmons donned a pair of pants.
**That the school closed down and parents were asking for a Teacher Appreciation Day.
**That the electric bill came with a warning notice to sit down before opening.
**That my mother-in-law seemed warm.
**That we bought shoes two sizes too big to accommodate the six pair of socks we had to wear.
**That we named the icicles that dropped “Icehenge.”
**That politicians were no longer blowing hot air.
**That Spanish dancers tossed the castanets away and just let their chattering teeth do the job.
**That when I went to take the garbage out, it didn’t want to go.
**That the birds tried cuddling with the cat.
And, finally, it was so cold that the fire hydrants were asking the dogs to pee on them!
What can you come up with? Please leave your “It Was So Cold” statement in the comment section!
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