Scene: The Pretty Feet Awards Ceremony
The Announcer: We would like to thank everyone who participated and voted in “The Pretty Feet Contest.” I am pleased that I was given the opportunity to do the announcing today. We had quite a pair to choose from. We had the 10 year old leather toes, and we had the 2 year old, soft as a baby’s behind toes to choose from. While I am partial to the leather toes, and my own dogs are barking right now, I have the pleasure to announce who won this lovely contest. May I have the envelope please. (Background sound of an envelope tearing and the announcer gasping, raising his eyebrows, lowering the envelope, then looking over his glasses, sighing heavily) And the winner is: Toby, The Face to Love!
A Face To Love
Toby: (Sounds of clearing the throat). First I would like to thank my manager and all of those people who made this possible! Next I have to say thanks to Babso2you for taking such wonderful photographs of my amazingly beautiful feet! They are pretty aren’t they? (Rubbing of one foot against the face, holding it away admiringly, then tucking it back to his side.) Oh, and to my competitor Astro, I just have this to say: Sorry old pup, but the new kid is here to stay!
And, I really love the prize: Astro’s bed!
The final score:
Toby 63.64%
Astro 36.36%
Thank you for voting!
Life in the Foothills 
That is a cute cat! Love the white mark on his nose. His physique appears to be like mine……..well fed!
such a cute cat!!!!
Well, wait till Toby’s are ten years old and maybe he’ll have the paws of an old pup. Too bad for Astro, my choice, as I know his paws have the experience of life.