“You are not listening,” said Gwen.
“I am! I truly am!” replied Melanie. “What you are telling me doesn’t make sense!”
“What don’t you get? I am breaking up with Griff.”
“Why would you want to break up with Griff? He’s a great guy! You are perfect together! He is sweet, kind, attentive, handsome, intelligent, and he loves you!”
“He might be all that but you just don’t understand Melanie. He snores. He flosses his teeth at the table. He farts and talks about barking spiders.”
“What am I missing?”
“What you don’t get is that he bugs me!”
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